Kat was born. Oh yes, that much is certain.
She is a rocket scientist. She likes Blue. She was raised by wolves. She is very shy. Cats do not bite her...too often. She writes autobiographies in the third person. She has an overactive imagination. Do not trust anything she says. Sie sprecht Französisch...aber nur ein bischen. She's been known to black out when laughing at math jokes.
Recommendation: Is a massive liability. Apprehend at all costs. Do not encourage under any circumstances. May be fed small pieces of bread, or cornmeal.